NEW BORDER AGREEMENT PROMISED TO STRENGTHEN U.S. EFFORT TO END WW3

The president remains hopeful that WW3 will be finished before the end of her term in 2018.  In an interview on Tuesday, she stated, “The Cuban Overthrow, the North American Border Agreement, and improved trade arrangements with South America have greatly increased the United State’s economic and military strength and further secured its borders from a potential attack.”   The president praises Canadian and Mexican officials for their “swift decision-making and active involvement” in the nations’ restructuring process.

Many members of Congress remain skeptical, fearing that The United Kingdom of North America came about too quickly.  Some feel that the border agreement spreads military forces and economic resources too thin, placing a huge demand on the U.S. to support too vast a population.  Texas and Minnesota were the loudest in opposition to the new order, stating that the agreement blurs border distinction and makes U.S. citizens more difficult to define, and so, more difficult to protect.  

In the two days since the official declaration of the American Border Agreement, contributions have been made by all three nations.  Military supplies have been shipped, personnel deployed, and training efforts initiated by the U.S. to bolster Canadian and Mexican military forces.  Construction of two new prisons is underway in Toronto and Mexico City.  These prisons will house political prisoners detained in the U.S.  Plans for missile production factories in these nations are rumored as well.     

MCNEIL STUDENTS ARRESTED FOR PAMPHLET

Several Round Rock students were arrested for publishing a pamphlet that suggests the need for a Neo-Romanticist movement.  The pamphlet insinuates that, in light of social change that has come about during WW3, the U.S. has focused only on national needs, and has failed to uphold basic human rights and freedoms of individuals.         

NEW DRAFT CELEBRATES DIVERSITY

A spike in recent U.S. casualties has sparked a call to arms, arms of many shapes and sizes.  A new revision to the draft stipulates that any able-bodied male or female in The United Kingdom of North America, between the ages of 10 and 65, is eligible for the draft.  A computer matrix will determine the order in which citizens are called into duty as well as their assignment.  Medical, work, criminal, personal, and family records are factored before assignments are selected.  The draft states that any soldier under the age of 18 or over the age of 55 will not be deployed to a foreign nation, but rather, will be stationed at the military factory nearest to their present residence.  In an effort to encourage repopulation within the U.S., mothers of children under the age of 16 are exempt from the draft.  Prisons are deploying their U.S.-born inhabitants throughout the most dangerous foreign regions.   

PRISONERS UTILIZED IN WAR EFFORT

IBM’s cyanide tracking chip has enabled prison officials to better utilize prisoners in the war effort.  The small chip implanted at the base of the spine, enables prisoners to move freely within a defined area, but releases a lethal dose if the prisoner leaves the area.  Construction sites are clearly marked, tents are erected, and prisoners live and work within the site.  Guards with hidden cameras and remote controls assure the protection of the project managers and that no interaction takes place between prisoners.  The penalty for communication and non-compliance is severe. 

The decision to use this technology has not been entirely accepted by the U.S. population.   Many wonder if it is appropriate for draft dodgers to work alongside detained foreign soldiers and political prisoners.  The fact that the prisoners are rebuilding war zones within the U.S. is also met with some resistance.  When asked to comment, the president said, “It is as great a crime to refuse service to U.S. soil as it is to attack U.S. soil.  It is fitting that those of our population who refuse to protect, to join in the rebuilding effort with those who destroy.” 

WORK-STUDY PROGRAM AT DELL IS RECOGNIZED AS EXCELLENT MODEL FOR IMPLEMENTATION OF YOUTH FORCES

Dell Missile Guidance Production in Austin, Texas, has worked with local youth since its inception in 2010.  Round Rock and Austin students from kindergarten to 12^th grade have had the chance to observe and participate in a variety of work shops and activities at the production plant.

Dell’s president says, “It is very important that our youth be actively involved in the war effort.  Students can do a great deal to prepare themselves for military action and secure a better rank upon deployment.  If given proper preparation, it is possible that they will avoid deployment, being better equipped to serve in the plant.  Children of Dell employees are at a great advantage in respect to the draft.” 

Children of Dell employees are given a unique opportunity to be involved at the plant, as they wait for their parents to finish the work day.  Dell’s newly established preschool allows children of Dell employees to play with basic electronics and learn the fundamentals of the plant.  The after-school, latch-key program provides tutoring for students and allows older kids to get involved with activities like soldering components and learning basic computer systems.